"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/08/2013 at 12:53 • Filed to: None
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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/08/2013 at 12:53 • Filed to: None | 1
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One day, a man woke up, looked at himself in the mirror, and saw a small, brown spot on his forehead. It didn't go away; in fact, it got bigger, so he went to the doctor.
The doctor examined him, and said, "I have some bad news. This is a very rare condition, but you have a penis growing out of your forehead."
The man was stunned. He said, "Well isn't there anything you can do about it?? Can't you just cut it off?"
The doctor replied, "Well, as you should know, the man's penis is directly connected to his brain, so removing it would cause irreparable brain damage."
The man was silent for a moment, then said, "You mean, doctor, for the rest of my life, every time I look in the mirror, I'm going to see a penis growing out of my head?"
The doctor replied, "Oh, no, you won't be able to see it. The balls will be in your eyes."